Saints, Sinners, Tantric Winner

I Love New York (1.29.07)

© Deanna Couras Goodson

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Tiffany Pollard has cut two more potential suitors on 'I Love New York'. Onix and Heat leave us - and none too soon. Read on for the wild recap here.

LET’S GET IT STARTED:

New York needs a man who’s handy in all rooms of the house. She puts the guys in three groups – Black, White and Gray. The dudes must choose a foreman. Each has to build a doggy house for her pooch, Miss Majesty. (Poor Romance! He must be so upset watching from home. We know how much he loved NY’s doggie.)

The ‘White’ team, which featured Real, 12-Pack and Heat won the day with a very snazzy doggie domain. It was perfectly tacky and tasteless just the way NY likes it. These three win a date with NY.

DOIN IT:

The guys are excited for their date with New York. Real is her cocktail hour. They seem to enjoy each other’s company and kiss a little. Heat then has dinner with New York. She grills him about his family, but he remains true to them. NY wants to be #1 and feels she’ll never be that with him. Finally, 12-Pack is dessert. However, they don’t eat. They meet with a tantra tutor who shoes them some intimate moves.

New York and 12-Pack are rocking and grinding on the bed. It’s getting really hot in there. Oh man!

SUSPICIOUS MINDS:

12-Pack takes a break from the festivities to get yet another drink downstairs. He runs through the house in his leopard speedo. The other guys especially Heat and Real, are pretty steamed. Heat and Real, who wanted more time with NY than they got, get a ladder. Real steps up and gets caught on NY’s balcony.

A GOOD NIGHT FOR DRINKING:

12-Pack and Heat continue drinking long after everyone else has gone to bed. These guys can knock it back, I’m telling’ you. They go to bed around 4:30 in the am and are completely wasted.

BELLS WILL BE RINGING:

Sister Patterson wakes the guys about at 6 am and announces they have half an hour to be ready to leave. They’re going to church. 12-Pack and Heat get ready despite their hangovers. Chance and Sister Patterson go at it a bit because he won’t take off his hat and ‘do rag.

During the service, Chance stays outside ‘til he hears Sister Patterson do her “Praise the Lord” bit. Onix was not impressed. He tells Rico and Tango later – poolside – that she’s a fake.

RUMORS:

Chance and Rico tell New York and her mama what Onix said. They’d rather see him go than one of them. New York is very upset.

THE CRYING GAME:

In the end, New York sends two dudes home. She knocks Onix for his statements about her mama. He seemed relieved to leave. (He’s smarter than I gave him credit for!) Heat, on the other hand, thinks New York made a mistake in letting him go. He thought she loved his ‘butter kisses.’

Ewww!


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