Real Chance of Love on VH1 - Episode 1
A Summary of the First Episode with Stallionaires Real and Chance
Oct 22, 2008
Self-dubbed Stallionaires and aspiring musicians Real and Chance - reality television stars from I Love New York and I Love Money - are back on VH1 with their own reality show Real Chance of Love.
On Episode 1 of Real Chance of Love, the 17 cast members arrive at the Stallionaires' ranch and in this first episode, three girls are eliminated and sent home.
Highlights of Real Chance of Love's Episode One
The first episode of VH1's newest reality show started out with the traditional race to claim bedrooms in the Real Chance of Love house, which has a distinct country western ranch theme. While there were no girl fights over the bedrooms like at the start of Flavor of Love, two girls did end up breaking a bed as they jumped for joy on the mattress.
The 17 girls then attended the traditional naming ceremony, where Real proclaims, "Of course my real name is not 'Real.' And of course his real name is not 'Chance.'" To which a genuinely puzzled Judith - soon-to-be-named "So Hood" - replies "It's not??" Moving past this "blonde moment," Real and Chance explain that they're going to give the cast members nicknames, following the tradition that was originally started by Public Enemy star Flavor Flav on Flavor of Love.
And so, the Stallionaires hand out 17 nicknames to the Real Chance at Love cast members: Bay Bay Bay, Bubbles, Cali, Corn Fed, Harmony, Isha, Ki Ki, K.O., Lusty, Meatball, Milf, Promo, Rabbit, Risky, Sexy Legs, So Hood and Stalker.
The Traditional Episode One Mixer
Following the naming ceremony, the girls attended the traditional welcome mixer with Real and Chance. Highlights from the mixer included a spat between Corn Fed and Ki Ki, who gets upset at Corn Fed's attempt to chat and proclaims, "I'm not here to make friends!" - an attitude made famous by the notorious Lacey Conner on Rock of Love.
Meanwhile, Harmony tries to chat up Chance, but the impression she makes isn't a good one as a result of her "skunky" breath.
The highlight of the first evening in the Real Chance of Love house is perhaps the ever-present Stalker, who certainly lives up to her nickname. With a sour if-looks-could-kill expression, Stalker lurks in the wings, while the other girls make their moves on Chance and Real. Also hurting Stalker's chances at making it past the first elimination was her Stallionaire clock. Inspired by Flavor of Love, Stalker came to the show bearing a homemade clock (the face bearing photos of herself and Chance). But Chance ultimately decides the gesture is more creepy than cute.
The Real Chance of Love Episode One Elimination
Chance and Real each select seven girls to remain in the house; three girls are sent home. While Flavor Flav handed out clocks, and Bret Michaels handed out backstage passes, Real and Chance handed out chains with massive gold medallion, each bearing an "R" or a "C."
Real selects Bay Bay Bay, Sexy legs, K.O., Corn Fed, Milf, Ki Ki and Lusty, while Chance picks Cali, Rabbit, Risky, Bubbles, Meatball, Promo and So Hood.
All of the girls seem enthusiastic about the Stallionaire who picks them - except for Promo, who is initially hesitant to accept Chance's medallion. In her confessional footage, Promo explains, "I don't know what to do because I wanted to get to know Real more..I didn't give Chance the time of day...Why would he be giving me a chain?" In the end, Promo decides that Chance's chain is better than a plane ticket home, and she accepts.
Eliminated from the first episode of Real Chance of Love is Stalker, for her creepy ever-presence; Harmony for her not-so-fresh-breath; and a tearful Isha, who hung back and just didn't leave a lasting impression. A total of 14 cast members advance to episode two of VH1's Real Chance of Love.
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